Engineers and programmers are the often-anonymous architects of society, and what you do now could make a huge difference to the lives of millions, even billions, of people in decades to come.
-Charlie Stross Shaping the Future
#56. Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're fucking dead."
#65. Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.
#78. The answer is Jack Bauer, the question doesn't matter.
#80. Due to Jack Bauer, no one looks forward to the weekend anymore, they look forward to the weekend being over, and watching 24 on Monday.
#81. Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
#86. Your attraction to Jack Bauer in no way affects your sexual orientation.
#87. Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
#90. Quetin Tarantino was asked to direct a biography about Jack Bauer. He passed. It was too violent.
#94. It is a known fact that when Time magazine awards "The Man of Year*", there is fine print on the bottom of the cover that says, " *besides Jack Bauer."
